Biggest Loser

I confess. My favorite tv show is Biggest Loser. For a lot of reasons.

Today, Princess J told me that I should go on Biggest Loser so I could lose all my weight.

I realize that children live in a different paradigm, and I realize that I'm not the trim, fit person I want to be right now, but ... does she really think that I look similar to the people on that show? Mind you, I wasn't watching the season finale, where the contestants have been transformed into amazing body-building machines -- we're still on week 6 or 7.

Thanks Princess J. I'll remember that the next time I crave m&m's.